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LordLuke, December 10th, 2010, 2:12 pm
Festive Greetings! - I could give you a huge list of reasons why I have been terrible with updating as of late, but I don't want to be all tl;dr.

So the short of it is work sucked me dry and november is now "I-can't-draw-for-fuck"-ember.


PS: Also, had a huge bunch of ideas for comics, too. Including one involving my good friend the Reaper of Comics. I shall try to finish that comic when it doesn't suck.

PPS: Apologies for poor image quality. Blame Smackjeeves for their dumb file size limit.

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cesar (Guest), December 10th, 2010, 2:20 pm
- nice a update :D i wished u a happy birthday dude

KyledKat, December 10th, 2010, 5:31 pm
- You could always host the original image on photobucket or Image Shack and just link it to SmackJeeves.
I've had to break the file limit a couple times before... ;)

Johnny Whoa (Guest), December 10th, 2010, 6:22 pm
- Merry Christmas indeed :p

tahulover96, December 11th, 2010, 11:55 am
- happy birthday, btw :) the fourth, right?

Hughmonclo, December 11th, 2010, 1:24 pm
- happy birthday luke

Guest, December 15th, 2010, 8:47 pm
- It sure has been a while since we've seen the Reaper, I kinda like that guy.

craigp0429 (Guest), December 16th, 2010, 6:58 am
- Hmm where did he go anyway?

Hughmonclo, December 17th, 2010, 3:55 pm
- happy birthday luke

Cellism (Guest), December 18th, 2010, 6:27 pm
- I love you simply for the fact that you did it on the back of a Tesco receipt.

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), December 20th, 2010, 10:36 pm
- In my line of work we got "THOSE people" you know ..people like:
"i have to keep calling this guy, why does he keep not making his payments?"
"Well... looks like this man hasnt paid the money he owes us..once again.. go get Johnny to ..beat... some sense into him"

for me.... "luke page hasn't updated for over a week. guess i got to come stop by his webcomic and make a

so i'll make this short

I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STFU REAPER (Guest), December 21st, 2010, 9:44 am
stfu reaper - STFU REAPER

STFU STFU REAPER (Guest) (Guest), December 21st, 2010, 4:50 pm
stfu stfu reaper (guest) - STFU STFU REAPER (Guest)

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), December 22nd, 2010, 1:57 pm

Luke is on his phone (Guest), December 23rd, 2010, 4:03 am
- Man i need to leave massive gaps between updates more often. You guys are hilarious.

Hughmonclo, December 23rd, 2010, 12:21 pm
- happy birthday luke

Dillonius, December 25th, 2010, 6:43 pm

Ah, you know the rest.

cesar (Guest), December 25th, 2010, 11:05 pm
- merry baby jesus day guys XD

cesar (Guest), January 1st, 2011, 2:15 pm
- happy new year guys

Guest, January 3rd, 2011, 8:04 pm
- shut up

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 4th, 2011, 7:24 am
- do you KNOW what webcomic hell is like?

its a Merciless Dungeon of total blackness and despair, The cruelty of its Webdemons surpasses non for Every pixel is Ripped off the webcomic and all its comics and thrown into a furnace of webfire. and each pixels cry is drowned out by the howling winds of pain and decay.

just thought i would tell you that

stfu reaper (Guest), January 4th, 2011, 12:30 pm
STFU REAPER - really?? do i have to repeat myself ??

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 4th, 2011, 3:11 pm
- QUIT IT YOU... you remind me of my highschool girlfriend everytime i tried to talk to her infront of her friends

Guest, January 4th, 2011, 4:49 pm
- I wish I was dead.

Reaper's GF (Guest), January 5th, 2011, 7:29 pm
- dont make me say how "big" your dick is sweetie

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 6th, 2011, 8:02 am
- i have none of this "dick" im a being from webhell you ignorant!

and i have a Reaper wife, this one was previously stated already.

Reaper's Wife (Guest), January 6th, 2011, 5:54 pm
- ohhhhhh so thats why you dont want to have sex with me, and i thought it was because you got molested by your uncle when you had 5

Reaper's uncle (Guest), January 6th, 2011, 5:55 pm
*from jail* - i did not do any of those things, tell them champ, tell them that they are all lies

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 6th, 2011, 7:29 pm
- STFU reaper had to make some new personas apparently

me and my wife cant have sex, We dont have human anatomy.. we have reaper anatomy. plain and simple

Dillonius, January 6th, 2011, 8:51 pm


Guest, January 6th, 2011, 9:53 pm
- STFU Reaper is THE REAPER OF COMICS in secrecy shh dont tell

Reaper's Wife (Guest), January 7th, 2011, 1:10 am
- well of course we dont have human anatomy, but we can have reaper sex you moron, and dont change the subject that you are just insecure because you got molested when kid

*sniff* oh god, or is it that you are gay?? did i make you gay *sob*

stfu reaper (Guest), January 7th, 2011, 5:33 am
STFU REAPER - mmmm im not making any of this, i barely stand you, not likely ill stand your family

oh and btw STFU REAPER

i dont want to spam so i will just edit this

im being quite serious about you STFU, dont care about all the other bs

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 7th, 2011, 9:36 am
- im not STFU reaper, i cant be that big of an uneducated fool

Cant have reaper sex...thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard

cant be gay.. not human.

Me and my wife make the best comic reaping squad in the reaper world. its why we are married

stop being a fool

Guest, January 7th, 2011, 10:07 pm
- This is why that one chick hates all of us.

Hughmonclo, January 7th, 2011, 11:06 pm
- you do realize that all of you a bunch of fat fucking dumbfucks right?

Hughmonclo, January 7th, 2011, 11:08 pm
- this isn't even the slightest bit funny, and if you werent going for comedic purposes, i'm really disappointed.

cesar (Guest), January 8th, 2011, 11:23 pm
- well i disagree, i find them both hilarious, i think that they are the same guy

Guest, January 9th, 2011, 12:26 pm
- cesar is both of them shh dont tell

cesar (Guest), January 9th, 2011, 1:57 pm
- uh ?

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 9th, 2011, 6:12 pm
- uh ?

stfu reaper (Guest), January 9th, 2011, 7:57 pm

MADAGASCAR, January 9th, 2011, 8:16 pm
- Hugh is right. Shut the fuck up, all of you. Why don't you talk about something that actually matters, like Luke not updating for almost a month.

cesar (Guest), January 9th, 2011, 10:07 pm
- well, i kinda agree to that, they are funny for a while but when they keep escalating on insults it gets annoying, luke please update :D

Guest, January 9th, 2011, 10:10 pm
- Actually, its hilarious point. i mean the reaper isnt dishing out insults. its just STFU reaper and his random guest comments pretending to be other people and if you look at the times of the comments for THE REAPER OF COMICS and STFU REAPER its usually a couple hours difference.. i doubt its the same person.. just another person who hates the reaper and also checks the page daily.

if you notice the reaper is actually teaching us about the oh so hellish topic of Reaper life

craigp0429 (Guest), January 10th, 2011, 8:22 am
To hell with it - STFU REAPER

...I feel accomplished for saying that.

cesar (Guest), January 10th, 2011, 11:13 am
- well the only thing im sure is that im not the reaper or stfu

edit, wait, is craig stfu reaper ?

Dillonius, January 10th, 2011, 2:24 pm
- The reaper should makes his own comic.

Anyone else agree?

cesar (Guest), January 10th, 2011, 4:41 pm
- he would climb up the urls, reaping your webcomics up

Hughmonclo, January 14th, 2011, 10:47 pm
- nope

cesar (Guest), January 17th, 2011, 3:17 am
- luke u alive ?? anyone ??

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 17th, 2011, 9:48 pm

Dapper Swain (Guest), January 18th, 2011, 3:57 am
/What is this, I don't even - This round of commentary must have been the most odd thing I have laid my eyes upon. (today that is). cease your insulent spamming ooh multiple personalities of STFU Reaper, it is all quite silly. I raise my eyebrow in reminiscence of a suprise noodle and disregard your silly antics.

Luke, my dear fellow, take as much time as you need to get out of the patch of roughness that crossed your path. Every one of us, no matter what our poison is, be it song, art or any other form, can walk into the metaphorical wall. Just relax and set your mind upon something different for a while. Good Luck.

Guest, January 18th, 2011, 7:25 am
- if You all still think STFU REAPER and the reaper himself are the same person you are all dumb

the time stamps show a couple hours difference (just as the other guy pointed out) i find it highly unlikely he would come back after a few hours just to act out different personality's and only on this comment page and not the others he has commented on for so long.

another point i make is their different ways of using grammar ...its both terrible ...just like mine but its subtle differences but ones people tend to use habitually. sorry the reaper is just one guy. the others are different people

MADAGASCAR, January 18th, 2011, 4:38 pm
- Exactly one person said that the Reaper and STFU REAPER are the same person, and that was me, and it was to make a point.

Also that was a horrible argument, Guest. If I'm trying to look like two different people, I'd definitely refrain from posting a response one minute later.

Edit: Oh wait, no, Cesar said it too, my bad.

Hughmonclo, January 20th, 2011, 1:57 pm
- does it really fucking matter if they are the same guy, the both have two things in common, they are dumbfucks and i hate them.

Dillonius, January 20th, 2011, 9:17 pm
- Well if Mr. Page would update his comic then we wouldn't have to deal with either of them.


Erkle (Guest), January 21st, 2011, 3:57 am
- @Hughmonclo - u mad? You need to chill out. These playas just trying to make some light-hearted convermisation in Luke's absence.

MADAGASCAR, January 21st, 2011, 2:03 pm
- Erkle doesn't get it.

im Not the reaper anymore (Guest), January 22nd, 2011, 8:54 am
Sorry - This IS actually the reaper of comics, and i have decided to quit this. i dont know what to say but im truly sorry for this. if i had known what was going on earlier i wouldnt have spammed your comic with this crap that was just meant to amuse people.

Once again im sorry. and i wish you Best

Reaper of Comics 2.0 (Guest), January 22nd, 2011, 10:59 am
- well then someone is going to have to replace you wont they?

Guest, January 22nd, 2011, 1:04 pm
- no point, luke isnt going to be back for a long while

MADAGASCAR, January 22nd, 2011, 2:10 pm
- Wow. Whoever is doing this shit really needs to stop. Usually I can take this all as some sort of extremely ironic joke, but this has gone too far.

Stop with the "fuk u reper" shit. THE REAPER OF COMICS was interesting. You are not. Go home, never come to this webcomic again.

Reaper of Comics 2.0 (Guest), January 22nd, 2011, 5:24 pm
- well it seems with all of the constant bashing that the old reaper resigned. hope you people are happy.

cesar (Guest), January 22nd, 2011, 11:21 pm
- the reaper should not resign please

edit, i just read something on his twitter that is not good at all *gulp*

Dillonius, January 23rd, 2011, 1:34 am
- The reaper has a Twitter...?

Erkle (Guest), January 23rd, 2011, 9:47 am
- even God has a twitter bro...

cesar (Guest), January 23rd, 2011, 11:33 am
- i meant lukes

THE REAPER OF COMICS (Guest), January 23rd, 2011, 11:42 am
- First- i dont know who that kid was

Second- I tried to find out what that guest was talking about. and i do know now.

Dillonius, January 23rd, 2011, 12:50 pm
- Wait, what's going on with Luke? Did something bad happen?

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