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LordLuke, June 18th, 2009, 6:40 pm
Women's Clothes - Sometimes, it baffles me to see clothes that are practically just strings for sale at extortionate prices.

Ladies, it might be summer, but it's no excuse to buy a £35 peice of thread to wear in public. Not only is it a waste of money, but it also makes you look like a slut. Sometimes, more clothes makes you look more attractive!

Especially if you're fat. Nobody wants to see your belly flop over your trousers. It's not sexy, nor is it remotely attractive whatsoever.

So girls! Be careful what you buy! Think two things before you grab that pricy strand of wool: Am I paying too much? And will it make me look like a slut?

The chances are, the answer to both of those questions are "yes".

But hey, that's just my opinion.

~Luke

PS: My mum didn't like my use of the word "slut". Truth be told, I can't think of a nicer term. Maybe "Slag"? Who knows.

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lordplankton, June 19th, 2009, 4:46 am
Other Names - Whore, Slum Bitch, Hooker, Prostitute, Anal-Baby, Cum-Sponge, The Gaping Crevase.

Just to name a few.

Zee63 (Guest), June 19th, 2009, 1:19 pm
- Dude, I'm a girl and I hate womens clothing!

Mikey334, June 19th, 2009, 7:31 pm
- i haven't been given a new pare of clothes in 11 years yes i remember

mimizu, June 22nd, 2009, 7:45 pm
- I buy... T-shirts. Men's T-shirts.

And suits.

And such.

All for super cheap, too. Less than US$20 for a 3 piece suit, with hat and tie ^.^

Skye Daemon, July 7th, 2009, 3:50 am
Say wut?? - mimizu! where did you buy those suits for that cheeeeap?????

and ROFLOLMFAO! in responce to lordplankton